I think everyone thinks they are THE BEST at social media.
Like, I have some pretty fire tweets.
My Instagrams are pretty punny on the regular.
And I have mastered the art of the Facebook share.
But, occasionally, I go back and look at what I thought was ~~~FiRe ~~~ years (months) ago and can't help but think .... Jayne what were you thinking.
Why did you need to post that ? Did anyone need to see that? Did anyone want to see that?
The answer to all of these is a resounding no.
So before I go through my social media and delete them all to save myself from cringing mercilessly, and to make my Instagram feed more cohesive I thought I would share them with you all.
I make mistakes so you don't have too.
Do as I say, not as I do.
Without further ado, my biggest Instagram regrets:
1) The bathroom mirror selfie
If I didn't want you to see the coffee stickers on my phone, why post the pic ?? Why is my head tilted?? Was I thinking too hard ?? I was at MUN after all..
2) The "Look at how casually I am showing you my blundstones" pic
Pretty sure that is also the only two times I have worn that sweater, also and I think it just made me feel artsy.
3. Look at me here just snuggling my dog.
This picture definitely has nothing to do with the fresh dye I obviously had.
4. I'm a hippy at heart
This is just a whole lot of unnecessary in one pic. Like, I literally only put my headband like that for the picture. I don't walk around like that.
Why did this happen?
Also, that angle is causing me physical pain.
6. Deep quote + A different hair colour!!!
Genuinely surprised I didn't caption this "Brunette Hair don't care" but I digress.
Just your average girl, with her average inspiring quotes, inspiring the world.
Also, using too much exposure.
7. Look at my iPhone and all the unread texts I am too cool to answer !!
If you're going to post a picture which shows your messages - YOU BETTER BELIEVE there will be some unread messages. I'm in such high demand - how could I be expected to answer them all?
8. I am an athlete, see how athletic I am?
Yes. This could have been better. Or not done at all.
9. The 1st tattoo mistake
I think out of all of these, this is the one I understand the most. It looks infected and gross, but I was too excited about my new tattoo to a) wait until it healed a bit to show it to the world and b) wait to get a pic from a good angle.
I just had to put it up, inflammation and all.
It is still my favorite tattoo though.
10) This is a silly selfie but I am still so cute!!!
There were so many that I could have tossed into the #10 spot, but I think this one made me cringe the hardest. I can hear the thought running through my head now I'm going to take a picture where I look so bored but still super cute! Look how effortless I am.
Enjoy these! I am doing an Instagram purge - this post hurt my soul.
And also, these post go from 2013 - 2017, so I haven't learned ...